In Other News

-- As part of his upcoming show for the Discovery Channel, famous super-nerd Steven Hawking will caution against humans attempting to contact alien life forms. One possibility: in another galaxy, there could be a roving band of Nomadic Space Invaders who are hell-bent on killing us, and then plundering our planets resources. Which movie did he fall asleep watching? But seriously, turn-off the fucking beckon SETI, I refuse to become a part of the 'collective', even if it would mean cool cyborg appendages.